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Friday, May 07, 2004


Bored one nite, and I counted all the albums I own:


1. Led Zeppelin - 1
2. Led Zeppelin - 2
3. Led Zeppelin - 3
4. Led Zeppelin - 4
5. Led Zeppelin - House of the Holy
6. Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffitti
7. Led Zeppelin - BBC Sessions
8. Led Zeppelin - Prescence
9. The Stooges - Self-Titled
10. The Stooges - Fun House
11. The Stooges - Raw Power
12. Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade - Live Frogs set 1
13. Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade - Live Frogs set 2
14. The Smiths - Self-Titled
15. The Smihts - The Queen is Dead
16. Elton John - Madman Across the Water
17. Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
18. Pixies - Doolitle
19. Pixies - Surfer Rosa/Come on Pilgrim
20. Pink Floyd - Piper at the Gates of Dawn
21. Pink Floyd - Animals
22. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
23. Pink Floyd - Meddle
24. The White Stripes - Self-Titled
25. The White Stripes - De Stijl
26. The White Stripes - White Blood Cells
27. The White Stripes - Elephant
28. Cream - Disraeli Gears
29. Cream - The Very Best of Cream
30. Derek and the Dominoes - Layla
31. Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
32. Bob Dylan - Greatest Hits
33. AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Cheap
34. AC/DC - High Voltage
35. Rage Against the Machine - Self-Titled
36. Rage Against the Machine - Renegades
37. Sloan - Pretty Together
38. Sloan - Action Pact
39. Pearl Jam - Katowice (Live Album)
40. Pearl Jam - No Code
41. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Lady Land
42. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Live at Berkeley
43. Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (The Jimi Hendrix Collection)
44. Beatles - Revolver
45. Beatles - Let it be.. naked
46. Uptown Jazz Quartet - Live at the Rodd's
47. Nirvana - In Utero
48. John Lennon - Mind Games
49. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - So Far
50. The Chemical Brothers - Surrender
51. The Clash - London Calling
52. Traveling Wilburys - Volume 1
53. Limblifter - Self-Titled
54. King Crimson - In the Court of the Krimson King
55. Ramones - All the Stuff (and more) Volume 2
56. Snitches - Star Witness
53. The Vines - Highly Evolved
54. Weezer - Green Album
55. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell
56. Black Sabbath - Paranoid
57. The Doors - Morrison Hotel
58. The Libertines - Up the Bracket
59. The Hellacopters - By the Grace of God
60. D4 - 6Twenty
61. Green Day - Insomniac
62. I Mother Earth - earth,sky, and everything in between
63. Matthew Good Band - Underdogs
64. Mudmen - Self-Titled
65. Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order
66. Sam Roberts - We were Born in a Flame
67. The Smashing Pumpkins - Rotten Apples
68. The Datsuns - Self-Titled
69. Tenacious D - Self-Titled



Out of this List, I will come up with a top 10 of my Favorite Albums that I own (in no particular order) .. I'll limit one album per group

1. Led Zeppelin - 2
2. Bob Dylan - Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
3. Pink Floyd - Meddle
4. The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
5. Pixies - Doolittle
6. The White Stripes - Self-Titled/Pearl Jam - No Code (These can be interchangeable .. for some reason)
7. Elton John - Madman Across the Water
8. The Stooges - Self-Titled
9. Rage Agains the Machine - Self-Titled
10. The Doors - Morrison Hotel


Thursday, April 15, 2004


Jesus fuck tazz, what's up with these damn treehuggers. The dishwasher broke at our caferteria and the fucking girls in this house are like "bring cups to mealhall so you don't pollute with the styrofoam cups". Fuck off for one thing, don't impose you're god damn hippy morales on me. Secondly, in the scope things styrofoam cups from our mealhall does not fucking pollution. Look at the three bejesus smokestacks that we have running in the chi. Thirdly, i don't care about the environment enough to do anything about pollution. I don't really have a strong enough belief that what i'm doing is going to pollute the world and make a chauncy-sized hole in the ozone. To think of it, i don't really care about much these days. In terms of organizations and helping people. The only thing I believe in is the protections of animals. They fucking rock the boat, unlike us humans who .. suck shit.

I hate when people try to impose their beliefs on me, like their opinion is correct and you're a dumbass for not believing in it. Another flippin' thing I hate is the damn feminism vibe I get from this university. There is nothing I hate more than a feminist treehugger. "We want equal rights, blah blah blah". Well guess what, i'm fucking rick james, bitch. Show me your tits. I don't have anything against women, nothing. Just when they whine and whine about not having equal rights. Stop your fucking whinning and do something about it, christ. Nothing I hate then when people whine about shit and do nothing about it. Take the energy it took you to whine about it and do something about it.

#1 on my hate-list is currently Alex Kovalev. Put you're ego on the shelf, you communistic bastard.


Friday, April 02, 2004


So me and my two buddies, Jon and Jamie, went home for the weekend and hit up the horse and the opera house. For those who haven't been the chi in awile, it fucking hasn't changed a bit

Got home at around 2:00 on a Saturday afternoon. Got some grub and hit up the busiest beer store this side of Bellefond. Got a 12 of MacLays not realizing that it wouldn't be a adequate number for us. So around 5 o'clock, with about 3 beers in us each, we realized that we didn't have enough liquor. So I drove to the liquour store and picked up an 8 of Schooners. After about 7 beers each in us, I decided to break Jon and Jamie's black horse cherry. Got there and Merv checked out our I.D's and all was good. Went up and ordered the usual 3 beer. We ran into some locals and had some drunken chatter and what not. By the time we left the horse we had arond 7 beer and around 13 draft each. Decided we should venture over to the opera house to pick up on Cougars, not realizing that on Saturday's it's take you kid out to get drunk with you night. Christ, i saw people there that looked like they were in elementary school, and that's not including me. So we headed up to the balcony overlooking the dance floor. In the 10-15 minutes we were there, we saw at least 5 fights. They were pretty good ones too, one guy was unloading haymakers on one of the bouncers .. shit, was he pissed. After realizing how much the opera house sucked, we left and went to Subway and got some drunken food. After that we latesed and went home. But not without tearing down some signs and stealing some city property.

So all in all, sounded like a typical Saturday to me


Tuesday, March 30, 2004


Copied this off of Snaggle-we're-going-to-be-at-the-horse-everyday-c&s-day-forever-J

Firsts:
First best friend: Andrew Sprague
First car: Not owned, but driven: The fucking Suub .. 1994 Subaru Impreza for those who aren't familar with the Suub
First date: Julie Brown probably
First real kiss: Fucking Spin the Bottle
First break-up: shit man, i don't know .. love breaking hearts
First screen name: Evenflow
First self purchased album: Dookie- Green Day
First funeral: Grammies
First pets: Benji
First piercing: none
First credit card: none
First true love: hockey
First enemy: englishers
First musician you remember hearing in your house: fucking Crocodile Rock by Elton John
Lasts:
Last cigarette: christ .. last time I was hanging about with Snaggle
Last car ride: went back to the chi last weekend
Last kiss: A girl, can't say any names
Last good cry: on the same boat as Snag, don't cry.
Last library book checked out: Hells .. i don't read
Last movie seen: Where the Buffalo Roam
Last beverage drank: Diet Coke
Last food consumed: Mr. Noodles
Last phone call: received: Caleb made: Aiden
Last time showered: morning
Last shoes worn: MacGregor's
Last cd played: Make up the Breakdown by Hot Hot Heat
Last item bought: Pubeway (Subway) .. Snaggle remember Katie's Pubes
Last annoyance: slow fucking drivers
Last disappointment: C- on my RDA ..
Last time wanting to die: Last week .. that car looked mighty fine .. why don't I walk in front of it.
Last time scolded: Raver bitched at me for keeping him up
Last shirt worn: Scudbuster
Last website visited: collegehumor.com
Last word you said: don't touch my MacGregor's Bitch .. so bitch
Last song you sang: Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks
Questions:
What is in your cd player?: Hot Hot Heat, John Lennon and the Smiths
What color socks are you wearing?: white
What Color of underwear are you wearing?: Canadian colors
What's under your bed?: living deal girl
What time did you wake up today?: 8:03
Currents:
Current mood: Tired
Current music: Queens of the Stone Age- Avon
Current taste: Snot
Current hair: sweaty mop look
Current clothes: sweats and sweater
Current annoyance(s): ran out of diet coke
Current longing: that the canadiens would win the cup sooner than later
Current desktop picture: a white ninja comic
Current book(s): None
Current color of toenails: Normal
Current time-wasting wish: that I could fucking borrow NHL from Aiden
Current hate: bad music
One or the Other:
1. Black or white? black
2. Boxers or briefs? boxers
3. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
4. Salt or pepper? salt
5. Sweet or sour? sour
6. Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla
7. Short or long? i don't know
8. Cheap or expensive? cheap
9. Firm or soft? firm
10. Hot or cold? cold
My favorite.....
1. Color is: black or red
2. Song is: right now it's Obstacle 1 by Interpol
3. Scent is: a freshly opened beer .. or cooter
4. Alcoholic beverage is: Beer.. preferably some MacLays or Keiths or Green .. or some Black Horse Draft
5. Food is: Pizza and Bonairs
I wish I...
1. Drove a: my dad's car
2. Lived in a: my own apartment with tons of ho's in it
3. Worked at: the Bell Centre ..
4. Could be like: the White Ninja
5. Had: a girl who just wants to have fun


Thursday, March 18, 2004


My hot friend Megan sent me this fucking thing so I thought I'd fill it out because I'm bored

1. FIRST NAME: Ccraig

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No


3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope, that's lame

4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE? My middle, my index and pinky .. for "shocking" reason

5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? fuck, what's with these crying questions. I don't remember the last time I cried

6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sure

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pastrami or Ham

8. ANY BAD HABITS? I like one-nite stands too much, make fun of peoples' music taste too much and im very stubborn

9. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD? the green album by Weezer .. what the hell was I thinking

10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably

11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL? if i'm drunk I'll do pretty much anything

12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Probably

13. DO LOOKS REALLY MATTER? of course, i don't go for people that are ugly

14. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? punching jon, listening to music and running

15. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my dorm i guess

16. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? for sure

17. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? ninja turtles action figures or lego

18. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? probably history

19. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? haha, right

20. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hells yes

21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? once but got claustrophoic

23. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? c-mart, c-mack, c-money

24. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? probably

25. DO YOU UNYIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no

26. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? defanitely not physically and i don't think im very strong mentally either

27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? peanut butter fudge crunch

28. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? black, red

29. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING? slow drivers, bad music, people that take long showers

30. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? none

32. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST RIGHT NOW? my dog

35. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Obstacle 1 by Interpol

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? quesidelas

34. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? grey sweats and limited edition Roger Clemens' boston red sox shirt

37 WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE RIGHT NOW? snowing

38. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? bob i think

39. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? body

40. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? getting stressed

41. FAVORITE DRINK? ice tea

42. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? beer .. preferably moose green or keiths on tap

43. FAVORITE SPORT? ......sport??...

44. HAIR COLOR? brown

45. EYE COLOR? hazel

46. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? i try

47. SIBLINGS? brother and sister

48. FAVORITE MONTH? april because school is fucking done

49. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza or stir-fry

50. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? where the buffalo roam

51. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 20th for reasons unknown

52. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yep

53. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? scary

54. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

55. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses which lead to something

56. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? one night stands .. but that'll change

57. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? whateves

60. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? somewheres in hunton

61. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? i guess my drugs&behavior book

62. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? stothart drive's production of Star Wars

63. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? sportscenter

64. FAVORITE SMELL? nothing like napalm in the morning

65. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP? who the fuck hit me in the head with a sledgehammer?


Tuesday, March 16, 2004


Obstacle 1 by Interpol

We can cap the old times make playing only logical harm
We can top the old lines clay-making that nothing else will change.
But she can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad
Oh, she's bad

It's different now that I'm poor and aging, I'll never see this face again
You go stabbing yourself in the neck
It's different now that I'm poor and aging, and I'll never see this place again
And you go stabbing yourself in the neck

We can find new ways of living make playing only logical harm
And we can top the old times, clay-making that nothing else will change.
But she can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad
Oh, she's bad

It's in the way that she posed.
It's in the things that she puts in my hair.
Her stories are boring and stuff.
She's always calling my bluff.
She puts the weights into my little heart,
And she gets in my room and she takes it apart.
She puts the weights into my little heart,
I said she puts the weights into my little heart.

She packs it away

It's in the way that she walks
Her heaven is never enough
She puts the weights in my heart
She puts, oh she puts the weights into my little heart.



How about those Canadiens eh .. fuck the leafs, fuck the leafs. The way I see it, the leafs are pretty much a geriatric unit while the canadiens have some awesome youth. Even though the leafs might go farther in the playoffs this year, they're fucked in 3 years or so. They have NO good youth on that team and don't tell me Carlo Coliacovo is good, he's rotten. Canadiens have Ron Hainsey, Mike Komisarek, Marcel Hossa, Micheal Ryder, Jason Ward, Richard Zednik isn't even 30 yet, Pierre Degenais, Markov and who can forget good ole' Gordie Dwyer ..

Still on the topic of Canadian teams, jesus christ Edmonton .. pull up your socks bitch. This might be the last time that all of the Canadian teams will make the playoffs. If Edmonton doesn't make it, move them to Winnipeg.

I bought cleats at Frenchy's for 2.75 .. not sure if they're golf or baseball .. im sure Snaggle will be able to determine that for me. Anyways, they're the fucking hit of the house and everyone wants me and my MacGregor's (thats what kind of cleats they are)

If you haven't downloaded any Interpol since my last blog then do it .. do it ..

Still upset that I didn't win the "feel the shock" contest.. I think Jeremy rigged it.

I was in my lab the other day when the fucker that was sitting in from of me starting each his fucking boogers. Needless to say everyone in my row watched this little cock eater munch of his innards

That's pretty much all I got to say .. I might get in this groove of doing this shit .. but I doubt it. Till then, two in the brown upside down



Sunday, March 14, 2004


Christ, its been quite a long time since I've ventured into the realm of the Blogger.
What new?... don't have a girlfriend anymore, and not looking for another one.. christ girls, you guys are so goddamn complicated .. why can't we just have sex?

On a better note, i've started to expand my music taste and i've found some awesome bands in the process. Interpol is currently one of my favorite bands. They're just so sexy. Sound like a mix of Pixies, Joy Division and maybe some Smiths in their too. You guys should defanitely check them out. I'm getting into some 80's music now like Husker Du, Joy Division, Smiths, Pixies and others. 80's actually had some decent bands but they got overlooked when all those faggity hair-bands took over the scene.

I'm looking forward to gettting this goddamn year over with. Residence the second time around is pretty lame and I'm looking forward to moving into my apartment next year. School's pretty tough but i'm getting through it. I wish I was more like Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.. man.. he rocks. Looking forward to seeing everyone this summer and hopefully people will go to the Horse with me. Going back to tourism I think..

House party was last night and what a time that was. I was .. I don't even know how to describe it.. i was like dihelium.. very unstable. 12 beers and a walk and I was done.

I'm gonna have to do my Music List over again sometime, my opinions have changed ..


Lates for now


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